The contents of the show were an animatic of two stick figures, caught in a battle. It wasn't too well choreographed, and while it took you a minute, you realized it eventually looped around 20 seconds in.
Of course. Not even stick figures partaking in gratuitous violence for your entertainment could get endings around here. You turned the TV off. If you wanted to watch stick figures fighting, you could've just done so on Weaver's laptop. You stop for a moment, imagining a much cooler, well-animated stick fight than the one on tv. Maybe you should've stolen the Weaver's computer to do that.